"Saint's Bazooka themed Poster Tube": Like, an actual poster tube? Just a poster tube? What am I going to do with a poster tube? I could put other posters in it maybe. But if you are reading this in Aberdeen no one ever calls me that please don't come round. That is why they call me Cara 'Deadly' Ellison. Also, 'weapon' implies that it is a thing for inflicting pain so how can you guarantee it won't be deadly? And even if it is a blow-up baseball bat I could probably still suffocate an unsuspecting granny with it. Because this isn't going to make you look wildly irresponsible. "Functional (not deadly!) in-game weapon replica": oh yeah. Do you know what this is? Am I showing my Saint's Row newbishness again? In my head it is just a button you press to initiate the doomsday because the world has reached dubstep critical mass. "Dubstep Doomsday Button": I do not know what this is. Presidents are known for their interest in fetish items, and they also capitalise the 'b' on briefcase in case the Kremlin is watching. "Presidential Briefcase with kinky handcuff and key". "Voice augmentation device / auto-tune device": I am sure this will never be misused by your younger brother or older criminal sister to undertake any funny business. I have selected some trinkets to hereby remark upon: Sending out tweets from their official account, a survey went up here. Now they are giving us the chance to vote for a whole host of weird Saints Row IV Collector's Edition stuff. (It is odd being a woman in this industry sometimes.) Well, I guess Deep Silver were slightly burnt by the expressions of disgust we all had. Remember when Deep Silver's Dead Island Riptide “Zombie Bait Edition” torso statue came out and we were mostly all like, okay weird gross statue of a bikinied lady who has been brutally dismembered, but honestly, where is my dismembered bloody man crotch in Calvin Kleins? Oh that was only me then.
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